Melina Gunnett

November 14, 2012

Review – Red Dawn (2012)

Filed under: Review — Tags: , , , , , , — Melina Gunnett @ 10:52 PM

I can’t wait for the new Red Dawn to come out on video. Okay maybe I’ll wait for it to hit Netflix. Either way it is going to make a great drinking game. One rule – Every time you see or hear an overused cliché or war trope, drink. You’ll be soused 15 minutes into the film. On the up side, the rest of the movie will probably be better that way. One of my friends that saw the movie with me summed it up nicely. OMG, it really is a remake. Up until we actually started watching the movie she had been holding out hope that they had re-done the movie and fixed the oh so many problems the first Red Dawn had.

The original Red Dawn had its place. I remember seeing it back when it came out. It had all the hot young actors of the day. It’s problem wasn’t the cast, all of them were good actors, most when on to long successful careers. I suspect many of the actors from this movie will do the same. (I’d tell you who was in it, but I suspect they are already hoping that people forget that they were involved.)

The problem wasn’t even the concept. Everyone loves an underdog story and there is nothing more underdoggy than a bunch of high school kids trying to fight back against overwhelming odds. They could have handled the concept, lets be generous and only say, A LOT better. To their credit the writers did try to fill in some of the plot holes for the remake.

They setting was moved from some agricultural town in Colorado to Spokane, which at least has an airbase and decommissioned missile silos that might make it a strategic site if someone was to invade the United States. They also made the point that the kids weren’t trying to beat the invaders, but act as insurgents, making trouble where they could.

The new movie does offer a nice training montage and lots of high quality explosions. Sadly the dialogue is just as painful to listen to as it was in the first movie. Too bad they didn’t spend a bit less on the pyrotechnics and a little more on the script, but hey, it does have a lot of things that blow up.

BANG! POW! BLAST!

And don’t forget to drink up, because someone is probably saying something cheesy. 😉

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